For those of you who missed, didn’t know it was happening, or most likely didn’t care, Janet Yellen, Chairwomen of the Federal Reserve, was testifying before the Senate and Congress today. Her remarks were typical cryptic financial speak attempting to explain how the FOMC is controlling interest rates, ending Quantitative Easing, and how critical the Federal Reserves role is in stabilizing the economy.
So as a public service I have summed up her testimony to Congress and made it so all you dumb petty folks, who can’t possible understand what the Federal Reserve does to make your pitiful little lives better, if you would just do what you are suppose too…..
This isn’t me being funny. She in fancier words uttered the sentiments of this cartoon.